112 pages
6 x 9
hardcover
 
A delightfully humorous look at modern life. The author's somewhat offbeat perspective brings his many misadventures to life.

What is it like being born into a dysfunctional family?
"Dad never played baseball with me, and Mom made me wear pantyhose on my head."
 
Helpful relationship advice:
"I was four years old and had a serious crush on Wilma Flintstone." 

Wise career choices:
"I would like to be a doctor, but I don't have the patience!"
 
SIGNED BY AUTHOR
 
Also available in paperback